If You Say Any One OfThese Things On A First Date, Kiss That Second Date Goodbye
The Huffington Post | By BrittanyWong Email
Posted: 10/09/2014 1:39 pmEDT Updated: 10/09/2014 1:59 pm EDT
Off the top of our heads, we can name checka number of things that have the potential to ruin a first date: Being rude tothe waiter, texting your way through dinner, Instagramming your meal.
But saying the wrong thing is probably thebiggest fear among the recently-dating-again set. The good news? Nothing yousay on your next date could possibly trump the unbelievably bad dateconversations below, pulled from anAsk Reddit thread on the subject that popped upThursday.
We promise reading through this will makeyou feel a lot better about your own instances of word vomit.
1."My ex is over there -- quick, act like we're interested in eachother!"
2."You're going to eat ALL of that?"
3."Yes, those are my parents at the next table. Greatpeople. We go everywhere together."
4."Are you familiar with Vector Marketing?You should join my team and start earning for yourself today!"
5."Hey babe, can we cut this a little short, thegame starts in two hours and I'm superstitious aboutsitting on my couch an hour before eachgame."
6."Here's somethingI actually said while driving to the restaurant on my first date in 20 years:She was making small talk about my car and I blurted out, 'And with the backseat folded down you can lay down in the back.' I am sooooo smooth."
7."I'm not racist, but..."
8."Well, seeing as this recently happened to me I've gotan answer. So I asked her outand she said yes quite enthusiastically. The first words that come out of hermouth on the date are, 'I'm not looking for a relationship.'It definitely killed the mood."
9."My SO loves this place!"
10."I knew I should've worn my other fedora."
11."What'syour credit score?"
12."'I never used to watch Asian porn until I met you, now it it is all Iwatch.' I actually had someone say this to me; he was confused that I wasn'tsuper flattered."
13."I love you."
14."You look a lot skinnier in your profile pic."
15.So, let's talk politics."
16."Have you ever heard of Bitcoin? Let me tell you all about it."
17."Couldwe get one salad please? Not for me, for her."
18."My ex took me to nicer restaurants."
20."Eh, let's just stay friends."